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Summary: Martouf and Lantash have lost the hats that go with their desert uniforms....

Characters: Lantash/Martouf, Sam

Pairing: Lantash/Martouf/Sam

Rating: G

“My last desert hat is gone.  Have you seen it?”  Martouf asked from the crystal closet.

“Nope.  How do you lose them?”

“I do not. Tashmar’s taking them.”

“What would a three foot lizard want with your desert hats?” Sam asked, surprised.

“I do not know, but he hisses when I do guard duty and wear one,”  Martouf grumbled.

“Aack!  Samantha, come at once!”  Lantash bellowed.  “We have found our hats.”


“Tashmar has them…he made a nest for Jacarta’s eggs.”

“Eggs?  Baby lizards?  How sweet.”


“Well, now you know he thinks they look dopey, too,”  Sam said smugly.  

The End

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